mo job

The act of use using your moustache mo to give a partner pleasure or excitement. It can involve tickling their cheek or neck, or thigh, or belly, etc. It is not always sexual, but usually is.

Whenever my girlfriend starts giving me an attitude, I give her a good mo job and she starts seeing things my way.

by monkey40 November 8, 2011

Grease Job

When left over bacon grease is used as lube during a hand job.

We didn't have any coconut butter, so she decided to use bacon grease. That was one hell of a grease job!

by bingwingwong February 9, 2020

Mop Job

When you're getting a blowjob, she throws up cause of choking on the big dong, and mops it up afterwards.

"Dude I got such a good Mop Job last night, she sucked and cleaned so well. I'm asking her out again."

by Phallus trio October 16, 2020

Get a job!

Not great advice to yell at a homeless. Do you think they haven't thought of that? They're on the street corner and it just never occurred to them to do that?

Iam "It not that I thought that no one saw it. It's that I didn't realize I had a dedicated fan base that would actively respond everything I write. That's a bizarre thing. You see how that's bizarre right?"

Hym "Hey, you see that interview? CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT GUY!? Apparently, everyone told him that it looked like someone other than him wrote it. Can you believe that shit!? Not going to watch the after-show though cus I don't have any fucking money because the only thing I have in life was stolen from me in front of 60 million people. So... Yeah... The reasons not to drink a bottle of gin and drive through a crowded intersection are just-a piling up over here. But how are you? How are the kids? Good?"

Iam "Why are you like this? This is why everyone hates us."

Hym "Body Dysmorphia, Dissociative disorder, Oedipus complex, and/or possibly Schizophrenia. The gang stalking doesn't help either... Isn't it wild that I proved that that shit was real!? And spun it around in my favor? I'm a goddamn genius. Good job me!"

Iam "........"

Hym "......."

Iam "......."

Hym "You're not going to do the thing?"

Iam "........"

Hym "Fine I'll do it. Good job me! 'GoOd JoB oThEr Me!' 🙏 (That's a self high 5 by the way)"

Iam "That's not what I sound like. I... Whatever. I'm going to bed."

Hym "Of course it doesn't. I can't make myself sound THAT stupid. Get a job!"

by Hym Iam May 4, 2022

hobb job

A sland term derived from the name Hobbs dealing with the exchange of money for sexual activity.

Ryan gave a hobb job to John after he was unable to repay his debts.

by Ninja12346 April 3, 2008

Snob Job

When one person inserts his or her nose into the vagina or anus of another person in order to emulate intercourse, then follows by quickly inhaling and exaling through the nose.

Josh gave Alex's ass the best snob job he had ever had.
Kenny snob jobbed Stacy's twat so hard that she queefed all over his face!

by W Kevin J February 20, 2009

Italian Job

Receiving a hand job but your partners hands are covered in crushed up Italian Seasoned Croutons.

Jack: Did you see Amy last night?
Fred: Yea, she gave me an Italian Job behind the Olive Garden.
Jack: Didn't that hurt?
Fred: A little, but it smelled great.

by The Real Italian Job June 1, 2017