wombat wings

Dirty, nasty, long hair that when underwater spreads out on both sides of the head like small wings. Normally a male's hair but could be a female's as well.

Patrick: "Curran's hair is so gross, just check out how it wombat wings."
Andy: "I know, he needs to cut that puppy down."

by Broskiii December 3, 2009

skull wings

(n). Getting a blowjob on an airplane, helecopter, or hot air balloon.

The pilot turned on his fasten your seat belt sign but I said "fuck it"... my girl was giving me skull wings under the tray table.

by cjezioro October 23, 2010

Like Wingman

That 1 loyal Facebook friend that will like your status/post no matter what

Jesse updates status to "asdfkmdskfmsdfksdsd"
*Kevin as Jesse's Like Wingman Likes post*

by missv12 November 30, 2011

minge winge

That special time of the month where a woman bleeds for 5 days and gets a bit crazy

Kenny: What's up with Aimee?

Paul: She's having a minge winge

by stubblehead February 19, 2012

ex-wingman

Closely related to the wingman, an ex-wingman keeps unwanted ex-girlfriends at a distance.

A skilled ex-wingman will successfully distract the unwanted girl in question by engaging in a first-class shamversation with her to make sure she doesn't cock-block you while you are flirting with another girl.

"Steve's flirting with Jessica was threatened to be disturbed by his ex-girlfriend, but his ex-wingman turned her attention away from him."

"As soon as Jack's sad ex-girlfriend entered the room, Jack's ex-wingman went to talk with her, so she wouldn't notice Jack flirting with Anne."

by Mr. Spring August 23, 2012

chicken wings

The position a cat takes when cleaning his or her hindquarters. So called because one leg is hiked up in the air, similar to a cooked chicken on a platter.

Tiger was sitting in the sunshine, doing chicken wings.

by happy sock lady May 21, 2013

Chicken wingman

In a situation where two people are at a cook out, and both are going towards the grill. One of them is generous enough to pass up the last steak, burger,bratwurst or some other delicious meat product and takes the grilled chicken so the other person can enjoy the steak etc.

John:" to bad there is only one New York strip left, and I really don't want that chicken thigh "
James: " don't worry bruh, I'll take the chicken"

John: " really,thanks, talk bout a chicken wingman"

by Jccc exxxcelz July 29, 2013