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World War 3

World War 3 is the longest-lasting world war in history which started in 1973 and has not ended yet, although it is predicted it will end by 2026 . It was started in September 22, 1973 when the British Empire blockaded the English Channel to test a kettle. In response to this, Sealandic troops launched a hydrogen bomb in Manchester. Turkey, being part of NATO, then joined Britain by doing absolutely nothing. Same with the other NATO members. Then in 1990 Sealand made a defence pact with Antarctica and spent 1 decade once again doing nothing. Then a third pact came in and shrinked the armies of both. This new pact was armed by Sudan, South Africa, Cuba, Japan, Indonesia, and Brazil. Then that pact split into two smaller pacts, which kept on splitting. There are now 16 tiny pacts in the war and they are all shrinking. Once World War 3 ends, all pacts and countries will have become so small that they have gone bankrupt.
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Sybil War

What Basil Fawlty fights each and every day.
Most battles aren't the least bit humorous, but the Sybil War is an exception.
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friend war

When two people with the same friend want the friend more than the other and then a fight happens.
Angel likes me more. I AM STARTING A FRIEND WAR WITH YOU KAILEY!!!!
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Schools of War

A best selling book series about schools going to war and it almost destroys earth
Schools of War is like my dick, short and simple
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war runner

A person who can run fast in any condition like hot, desert, cold, snow, wet, dry, or the woods or grassland
Dude how do you run in this harsh condition?

I’m a war runner
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astro wars

A MMORPG about wars in space. Based on an hourly production point system, you can upgrade your buildings and conquer new planets. You can raise a fleet and ally friends.
Kemphor is so gay, he's my ally and he needs help but I'll take over his planet when I send ships over there! I am t3h 1337.
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war hoteling

using specialized equipment to use other ppl's wireless bandwidth
mother fucking stupid newbish example shit!!!!!
by HighCommanderLars November 14, 2003
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