Two Girls One Pool

A porno where two girls wrestle in a pool of diarrhea.

"Hey I saw Two Girls One Pool last night"
"Wow dude that's messed up"

by I ate a spoon April 30, 2009

Car Two Pearl Blue

Pearl Blue is the color placed onto VanSickle's property especially car two it was created by house of color with a heavy pearl.

Van Hinkle will continually say these magic words if cued.

Car two pearl blue house of color heavy pearl.

by 300Mag83 May 19, 2018

Two in the palm—one on the schlong

When your girl has your balls in one hand and the other on your dick

Bro we got home from the club and she put two in the palm—one on the schlong.

by Joetren December 14, 2019

Two fisted mouth slut

A female who is sucking one guys dick while jacking off two others.

Last night I was mouth fucking Kellie's face and then John and Rick walked in. She grabbed their dicks and tugged them while I blasted a load down her throat. She’s a good little two fisted mouth slut! Next time, she’ll get two more holes filled!

by BAMF613 October 15, 2018

Two second butta nutta

1. One who can not last during any type of sexual activity.

1. Omg Tim! Why are you a two second butta nutta? I was not even getting started!

by I-hop650 May 31, 2011

Two-ee Shu-ee

To last only two minutes in bed.

Justin: Hey Cody, I heard you pulled a two-ee shu-ee last night!
Cody: Uh, well, only because, um, it was so intense...

by CigarBoner December 26, 2012

two million dollar handjob

When a woman uses her two breasts to give the most sensational handjob ever

Rick: My wife just gave me a two million dollar handjob

Dan:My wife and I tried anal! :D

Rick: Gross.

by BestPseudonym March 21, 2014