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army man

A tiny plastic toy that no matter how many black cats you strap to it will NOT blow up. Every kid who has seen Toy Story has wanted to try it anyway.
"Dude let's blow up an army man."

"Lost cause."
by blickery August 6, 2008
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forever man

an un-fucking be-lievable 80's song by Eric Clapton
When my dad said 'It's in the Way That you Use it' was Claptons best 80's song I kicked him in the junk
by Matty J December 5, 2004
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Bot man

Someone who is gay/engages in gay sex. Prone to deflecting said homosexuality.
Yo, Scott's a fookin bot man!

Stop that gay shit, you fookin bot man.
by Bot Man Bob March 16, 2017
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Man Tidy

A state of order and cleanliness that is barely passable. If your teeth have been brushed for approximately 15 seconds, the front part of your hair has been messily styled, and your shirt has been dragged out of the washing basket and febrezed, consider yourself "man tidy." If your living room has floor debris and unidentifiable matter pushed under the sofa, empty lager cans lined up on the coffee table and a light layer of dust covering every surface, consider it "man tidy." If you're a woman and you keep your affairs in such disorder, then grow some ovaries and pick up a duster.

There are males that walk among us that have shrugged off "man tidy" and all its associated mingingness, yet we shall refer to these individuals as Gods, because they are so very rare and breathtaking.
"Hold on, let me just run in and do a quick spot check. Greg was off work today, so I left him in charge of the housework. It'll probably be man tidy in here"
by MagickDio May 19, 2010
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man five

A greeting given by men, to men, for men. usualy given after accomplishing a macho feat, or at least trying.
John: "dude, i almost got head from alare"
Sean: "man five john"
by nickallen July 20, 2008
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rocket man

Some fat man in Asia trying to nuke country and being hitler 2.0 and doing karate kick to a brick
rocket man means someone sand a nuke shape as their willy
by Rocket guy August 5, 2018
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Muffin Man

by h0tgirl1 March 13, 2016
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