Dad For The Day

When you have a one night stand with a single mother

Jeff what happened with you and that girl last night? “I was a dad for the day”

by Chaggot April 16, 2025

dad

someone who does not exist

let me do an impression of my dad.

*dissapears*

by nicothebitch November 28, 2021

Dad

That one guy that you saw at the store 15 years after you were born.

I was at the store and was like oh, who’s that guy. Oh wait, that’s my dad. Finally after 15 fucking years I found you.

by Hunter Stegman February 21, 2019

Dad

Don't pay child support

Dad come home with the milk please I use water in my cereal.

by RightTWIX June 22, 2022

dad

gone

my dad is gone

by lilabortion September 25, 2019

Rad Dad

An older male idol that a fan doesn't want any romantic relationship with

Gerard Way is such a rad dad

by ghostie wah March 25, 2018

Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
.

Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*

by Himhimherher November 24, 2021