goochy food

food that has been rubbed on ones gooch

Man: Yo bitch is this goochy food?
Woman:Shut up asshole

by derry lad January 2, 2011

food granny

food granny

food granny

by Debskelly1985 July 19, 2023

College Food

The Cheapest Of Low Quality food That of course you eat in you're college years

Person 1: You want some Cup noodles?
Person 2: No do We Have anything else in the world other than College Food?
Person 1: No that's all we can afford Other than a coke at a store Nearby or a quarter pounder at Mcdonalds.
Person 2: Fine, Cup Noodle Will Do.

by emndrfdfdswe3jhdcxhedjffcgfjvf July 21, 2022

Food

Food is one of the main reasons the whole world isn't suffering from depression. Food is the night dream we all wish to have. Food is a cure for everything.

What im thinking about: Food
What im talking about: Food
What im singing about: Food
What im ussually doing: eating.

by hewo~oof🌻 July 13, 2019

Won't be able to get any food

Hey! You know who else won't be able to get any food?

Hym "ME! I won't be able to get any food either. But not because of the government shutdown. I don't use a cent of taxpayer dollars. Well, actually I used 2000 of government money after my landlord turned me on to a post covid program that guve you money for rent. That was back went my car broke down and my only source of income was doordash. So, 2000 taxpayer dollars in 35 years. I'm not going to have any food until Friday because my gas station pay is shit and I'm not getting paid for literally inventing AI. So, I have half a loaf of bread. I have less than a half a gallon of water. I can't count on both hands the number of times I've had to go without. THIS TIME is relatively better because at least I have the break and an assortment of jalapeño jams my mother made. But I will finish that gallon of water and I'm not going to have anything to drink until Friday at 4 am. Can't drink out of my sink. The water that comes out of my sink is a milky white. So isn't that interesting? Now that YOU won't have anything to eat, it's a crisis. Isn't that crazy?"

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

School Food

School Food is mostly very very bad. Like no joke, at first I thought it was 5 star food but in the end it was like cocaine

Student: Damn this school food sucks.
School: On a budget right now.

by DingSingSong March 11, 2021

Fast Food Historian

A person or persons who know everything about fast food as far as deals, what they serve, and the history of the business.

I knew when Wendy's started serving breakfast cause I'm a fast food historian.

by milehighb December 31, 2014