Tea

Finest piece of hot girl ever. You will not meet a more awesome and sexy girl EVER. Normally has blonde hair and brown eyes. She reminds you of a warm cup of tea that always gets your energy going.

Shiiit my girl is a warm cup of tea that I want to cuddle all up with.

by Lilteacup12345 January 3, 2017

tea

tea is a very fun person to be around with. atleast she thinks that. she will always be here for you when you need it and she will give you the best hugs and cuddles! she loves her family and friends very much and will do anything for them. she wants you to know she is very proud of you and for you to keep going!

i love being with tea! she makes me feel safe.

by teaaaa<3 July 23, 2022

Coffee > Tea

Coffee is better than Tea. I like both drinks but, Coffee is better. Usually Americans drink more Coffee. Usually Britains drink more Tea. So, Coffee > Tea is just like saying America > Europe. Both are true. USA U!S!A! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!

Coffee > Tea CORRECT
Tea > Coffee INCORRECT

by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 11, 2025

BLOW THAT TEA

A call for a blow job typically used by a British person or a tea lover.

Lad1: Did you and Molly get it on last night?
Lad2: We sure did, I told her to blow that tea mate.
Lad1: You ledge.

by spicymosquitobitestits August 12, 2016

Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.

Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")

by abelgotha April 26, 2024

Tea

When something surprising goes down and you have some petty facts to spill to your peers

“Omg Bonisha did what sis? Spill the tea.”

by Irrelevant lolol June 4, 2018

Tea Sucker

When someone says they are busy or can't talk until you mention you have extremely important gossip, "tea", in which in that moment all of a sudden they have all the time in the world.

Linda is such a tea sucker, she only talks to me when I have drama to share.

by Lab chump 2000 February 8, 2024