big smooths 

best band/(?) shaved genetalia (?)/ from s.d. Not exactly sure about the name "big smooths", but i am sure that the guitar player/singer is the awesomest guy i know (and i'm not talking about the guy with the long hair)

Man 1: Hey, what are you doing tonight?

Man 2: Uh, ahem. I'm going to the only place where sweet people hang out, the Big Smooths concert!

Man 1: Dude, sweet!

big smooths by effyx March 22, 2010

major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts

I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!

major smoothie meltdown by ihatesmoothies November 13, 2011

Bossman Smooth 

The smoothest criminal ever.
They typically lead an organization of mobsters and have lots of gun's,cash, and dope.
They're a very fair boss to work for.

Bossman Smooth: Make sure Joey isn't seen again.
Mobster: Understood.
Bossman Smooth: Here, Take my ferrari
Mobster:Thanks Bossman Smooth

Bossman Smooth by Bossman Smooth January 19, 2012

flips smooth out 

actscrazy, goes nuts, behaves like they have lost their mind

My baby is experiencing separation anxiety. When I leave the room she flips smooth out and starts screaming like its the end of the world.

My Mom saw my report card and flipped smooth out because I got an F. She started taking away all my stuff xbox, my phone, my shoes, my bed.....

flips smooth out by Meangirl#3 November 6, 2012

pineapple-smoothy 

when, during intercourse, excessive lubricant is utilized to compensate for the pricklyness of newly regrown pubes.

"She hand't shaved her muff for two days, so we pineapple-smoothy-ed."

pineapple-smoothy by Shandyandybananarammalarri April 3, 2014

Chunky Smoothie 

A clean shaven vagina with big fat lips.

My boyfriend loves kissing up on my chunky smoothie.

Chunky Smoothie by Joemalski April 17, 2014

the smooter

The thing that hangs down between a mans thighs. Also known as the wang or the noodle

My husband let me rub the smooter last night.

the smooter by G32thedestroyer March 1, 2015