Michigan Slammer

What's going to happen to Samuel if he doesn't get back from his trip in time

"No extended stays or else you'll be getting the Michigan Slammer"
-cobie_

"Michigan Slammer? More like depression."
-Samuel

by cobie_ June 10, 2021

SuperBowl slamdunk

When one tall man holds a pocket pussy and slams it down onto another tall man’s penis

“Yo, dude, come to the court cuz I’m boutta SuperBowl slamdunk Brian’s cock”
“Ok bestie”

by Daffy Fuck from space jam January 27, 2022

Pelvic-Slamming

Vigorous sexual intercourse.

Man... I need some Pelvic-Slamming this weekend.

by DeSexbot March 5, 2022

Texaco slamhouse

In a small apartment where the bedrooms are closely adjacent to the kitchen and bathroom, you must shit over a kitchen trashcan into a Tupperware container while your roommates are home, using only an open umbrella laid on the floor to block their view of the slamhouse. Freezing the dump after the Texaco slamhouse is highly recommended. Cheers to disgust!

My roommates were completely unaware of my Texaco slamhouse till they saw a Tupperware container labeled peter North's dump in the freezer.

by authomthauce813 March 25, 2022

Alabama Slamma

When your girlfriend gives you the best handjob ever using two hands like she’s churning butter. Southern style.

Hey babe , can you give me an Alabama Slamma?

by ReggieAM March 29, 2022

Ohio Slammer

When Wonka leaves you a gift on your chest

#TryIt
#JustOmce

Wonka left a Ohio Slammer all over me while I was sleeping

#ThisIsTgeFourthTime

by Jewbaca June 10, 2022

derogatory slamming

Slamming shit with the purpose of letting somebody else know you're angry and upset. (ex. Cabinets, Doors, Refrigerator doors, etc.)

"Did you hear that?"

"Mom's starting with her derogatory slamming."

(The kid forgot to take out the trash.)

by Lexedenm June 23, 2022