The potato theory

A webcomic about space-time travel based on the potato theory in which people can travel by shoving potato mix into a tangerine and throwing it really fast to create a vortex into space-time to go to another dimension
read here:
tapastic com/series/Potato-Theory

"What are you doing with all these tangerines and potatoes?" Proving you the potato theory is real

by God_potato January 25, 2016

two potato

two dicks

"i want two potato"

"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"

by twopot8o September 12, 2016

Potato

A ugly duckling

The potato lived under a bridge!

by LordMcTaco September 2, 2016

potato

Refers to ones appearance.(Normally a female, specifically a white female)
Specifically referring to when they do not look good, or raw, or "ugly".

"I look so great in this selfie, but in real life I just look like a potato..."

by AlwaysOliver August 2, 2016

POTATO

Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty-One

Jeane needs to calm down, she's being such potato.

by Klkenney July 18, 2016

Potato

Big hard round edible THING!

eat my potato

by The Horny definitions June 25, 2016

neck potato

V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.

Last thanksgiving, my girlfriend and I neck potatoed.

by Dontwannasausbrjcub June 5, 2016