washed sweet potato

The cutest ugliest thing on earth

See that girl, she looks like a washed sweet potato

by Penipu Mati August 12, 2021

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Potato

Something ten times better than a fudging tomato

Why would I have a tomato when there are Potato's around!

by Abu Dreit June 24, 2025

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Eating Mashed Potatoes

Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.

Since I wasn't invited to any parties Friday night, I ended up staying home eating mashed potatoes.

by Licensed_Nerd January 12, 2022

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Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.

Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.

by Astertious June 8, 2024

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bakes my sweet potato

Satisfactory, satisfying, delightful, appropriate, correct.

1. That girl LaWanda? Bakes-my-sweet-POTATO, bro!

2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.

by Guru Voodoo October 16, 2010

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