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potato sandwich

A placeholder: A noun for whenever you can't think of anything to say.
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Something a bearded man says when all hope is lost and it's well passed 4am.
by Tyrusnnao January 23, 2018
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Potato

A person with any sort of intellectual disability. Usually a hurtful, term.
My math class is full of a bunch of stupid ass potatoes.
by Kellys a potato May 4, 2018
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The gaming potato is the sweetest, most loving person you will ever meet. She is so fucking hot she lights up the room
she's a gaming potato. so hot that chick is.
such a potato gamer
by theroro February 7, 2018
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''IM A POTATO"
by cornyco February 8, 2018
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A potato is the greatest most beautiful person in the world!!

Has great sense of humor and they are comedy gold!!!! They are swag and there nerds! They do what ever they want..sometimes and last but never least

THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD IN ABOUT 7 - 9 DAYS!!!!!!!
Omg potato”
by Jjjjjjjhjjjdhhdhdj February 10, 2018
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Potato sapien

A humanoid potato, who lives with homo sapiens, acts lik a homo sapien. But knows that deep inside that he or she is really a potato
"Hey, did you know that Oda is really a potato sapien?"
"Wow, really? She seems like a homo sapien"
by Cadn February 13, 2018
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instant mashed potatoes

A vile, ungodly creation with no equal. The ultimate torture weapon of suburban mother's who don't like to peel potatoes or work late. A plague upon suburbia that leaves only hungry children and carnage in it's wake. A "food" dish from hell itself which can both lacerate the inside of your mouth with water-resistant flakes and also dribble out your mouth as you choke on it and beg for the gentle release of death. Generally, they're pretty terrible. Can be used to great effect in soups if you're allergic to flour though.
"Sweetie, I made instant mashed potatoes to go with dinner."
"Fuck you. I'm going out for Thai food. Eat that crap yourself."
by AC1919 December 30, 2016
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