Time Vampire

human beings who believe, regardless of how old they become, that the entire world revolves around them, and thus, SUCK the time from anything you may be doing. Contraindications are usually avoidance, but bribery has been known to work in some circles. Relocation physical proximity is often the only cure once bitten; that, and blocking them from being able to send any kind of Ethernet, internet or dog catcher's net transmissions.
They are such Time Vampires - I can get nothing done when they are around.
by libertyuk July 21, 2008
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me time

Quality time that self-absorbed narcissists set aside for themselves.
My problem,” said the self-absorbed narcissist at the yoga retreat, “is that I'm just too giving. I really need to learn how to be a little more selfish. How to set aside a little more, you know, me time.”
by Dictionnaire Diabolique March 06, 2017
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Recovery Time

The time it takes for your jizz tank to fill back up.
by bigafromanshizz December 04, 2010
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Time Out

A Crappy Bar in Myrtle Beach, SC most known for its dismal shows, tired clientel, and sticky bathrooms.
Lets go to Time Out and see the glory hole
by Jaded_youth42069 April 15, 2011
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Time Traveler

A woman who appears to age as she gets nearer to you.
I thought she was 21 from the other side of the club, but after I walked up to that Time Traveler, she had to have been at least 42.
by g.f.y. February 03, 2010
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Time Traveler

For the sensitive people out there: Someone who is “disadvantaged”. For those of us who have a sense of humor: Someone who is born with Autism of any kind, Downsyndrome (AKA Downy), or any birth defect that would classify them as mentally retarded.
We were going to sit down at lunch, but then my friend said, “No wait, that’s the Time Travelers’ table
by A.L Teacher April 26, 2018
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Country Time

The act of practicing oral sex on your partner directly after they urinate.
OMG. Lady at work asks me do I like Country Time? I'm like the lemonade. She is like no, like when you eat a woman after they pee. noooooo.....UNLIKE.
by mrholloway November 21, 2009
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