muffin driver

A boy who has sex with people (men and women) and gets aids.

you muffin driver

by gym bob January 16, 2009

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Mr Muffin

Mr Muffin is from the popular web series, ASDFMovie, and is probably the most iconic character. He is known for wanting to die and for others to eat him. He also has two songs...

Mr Muffin: Hey Joey! You wanna eat me?
Joey: No thanks Mr Muffin.
Mr Muffin: But I wanna die!

by Elidacucumber July 1, 2024

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Muffin

A vagina that is puffy and sticks out

Damn that’s a plump muffin!

by Asher Ramses July 9, 2024

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The opposite of a Silly Goose. An angry muffin will become upset for a number of trivial reasons. Including (but not limited to) being the last to sit down in musical chairs, being tagged as goose constantly in “duck, duck, goose”, and being tickled by their mother in front of classmates.

“Jonovan was plum sick of all the malarkey transpiring in his classroom. Thus why he became an angry muffin quite quickly!”

by goober mcgroober December 8, 2020

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cod muffin

When someone giving oral sex puts the whole penis and both testicles in their mouth.

Sarah was sucking Sam's penis when he thrust his balls into her mouth feeding her a cod muffin.

by Jimnado August 17, 2025

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Dinky muffins

A cute young white teenage boy who love romantic movies and long walks on the beach. He shaves his legs as he says it makes him run faster away from the girls. He runs away from the girls because he called their best friends a whale.

Bridgette’s favorite boys are dinky muffins.

by Ihatecraneandgates January 22, 2018

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