Matthew Gage Middle School

The worlds shitiest middle school. Everyone there is either white trash or a chollo. Its as if 9/11 had a child with the holocaust and raised it at a church for retarded children. The worst teacher by far is that stupid asian invasion, Mr "faggot ching chong" Sun. That fucker sucks major chode. His OWN chode. This asshole actually compares his students to his kids. HIS FUCKING CHINGALING KIDS. And its not like they're smarter than us. he just thinks they are. He actually has the audacity to tell his students he's fucking SUICIDAL!! Hes a mentally unstable acorned-dick dog eater. He's such a retard, he doesn't teach. All his dumb ass does is tell us "Maybe you could do better" WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE THINK WE"RE TRYING TO DO, MAKE HIS MOMS FAVORITE CAT SOUP? Fuck this guy. Fuck him in his loose, yellow ass. Fuck this piece of shit school, too. All I did was say damn and the vice principle flips her shit.I...SAID...DAMN... i didn't say i raped your daughter. I swear to god I would rather cut of my ears and shove a dildo in the holes and down my throat instead of go back. Mr. Carlson a dick too. He picks favorites. And his son goes there too. He can go fuck his conservative ass with his laptop. I HATE THIS SCHOOL!

Hey do you know Matthew Gage Middle School ?
Yeah. If you ever talk about it again I will rape and eat your first born child.Like Mr. Sun does to dogs.

by FUCKMRSUN April 5, 2016

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Dean Rusk Middle School

I was bullied for having an absurd amount of excess foreskin. They called me, “Meat-man” Fortunately, I was able to preform a self circumcision. I used it o be able to fit a small orange within my foreskin, however, now I have reduced the amount of skin by a large amount.

I was bullied at Dean Rusk Middle School for my large foreskin.

by Joseph Is Big February 22, 2022

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Ashe County Middle School

Pretty much a prison, just more annoying

"I want to die" -Every kid that's ever gone here, assuming they even got out to tell their story...

Note: "Ashe" is often pronounced as "trash"

"School" also tends to be said as "prison" depending on dialect and social status

Either way, never say it as "Ashe County Middle School," or you'll look like a tourist (or worse, someone who

actually wants to be there)

by ACMS SUCKS November 5, 2018

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edward town middle school

Where do I start.... well the school is made up of an odd mix of kids. I’d say 20% maddd ghetto, 40% emo/edgy 🤮, 20% popular/preppy, 10% gay kids (some really awesome but some mad annoying), and 10% is made up of actually decent people. Most of the teachers are feminists and that gets hella annoying. Also we have pretty bad modified teams (and some JV). Half the kids have awesome grades in everything always and the other half are literally failing, and have been since day one; there’s no inbetween. The 6th graders act like they’re in high school. Our band and our choir really suck. Also Kids get beaten up every day, some have to go to the hospital. One kid even committed suicide from the hate he got from his classmates (we are NOT going to talk about it right now) and that is very very sad I’m sorry to everyone that knew him. So yea our school is not great but it’s also not exactly terrible in my opinion.

Uh oh, did you here my friend (insert name) got thrown into the wall today at Edward Town Middle School?

by ImGoodAtFortnite May 19, 2018

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