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Jake from state farm

A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.
by Derpafish August 25, 2021
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jakes

Slang; Lames, Undercover Police or Agents, Fakes, Snakes in the grass, or Posers
I heard you were working with the Jakes, why would you even consider doing that?

I seen you with the Jakes.
by Izzy Roll November 2, 2021
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Jake

Gets hoes and bitches, nicest and sexiest son of bitch you’ll ever meet 14 inch dick and also lovable and caring man😍😘
Omg did you see Jake help that man cross the road he sooo adorable
by Ellie sharp May 9, 2018
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Jake Adams

by Cueb hzuadf September 20, 2020
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Jake

A very cool guy and a refrence to the famous Jake from State Farm.
by anonymous June 25, 2021
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Jake

Anyone named Jake should be juggling Pieters balls.
Person 1: Jake, theres a guy named Pieter in your class
Jake: I must juggle his balls
by Truth11334 November 14, 2023
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Jake

Jake is a kind and loving person who will never leave you if he ever came into your life. He is always be nice but does have an angry side.
Oh look, here comes Jake
by Bootyboi123 November 21, 2021
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