Shock Block

The act of parking your ICE (internal combustion engine) vehicle in a spot designated for EV (electric vehicle) thus blocking the responsible earthling from charging their means of transportation

I went to plug in and some asshat with a Jeep was shock blocking the space

by Tesla Guy December 6, 2024

cop-blocked

a result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making police relations possible ( by accident or on purpose ) with a member of the police force of the same or opposite sex.

The sheriff made it impossible for a citizen to report a crime because he told his deputies to not pay attention to no parking signs for his friends. He cop-blocked me.

by all american boy December 13, 2012

Big Block

In many cities, the size of each city block is standardized. There may be 8 or 10 blocks per mile, for example, in the downtown area. In many suburbs, or other areas, you will find places where you would expect there to be a cross-street, but it was omitted, leading to an extra-long walk or drive before encountering a cross street. This is described as a "big block," so you know what to expect when you are in the area.

Get off the bus at the hospital. You'll need to walk three big blocks south until you get to Elk Grove Avenue, my street.

I love walking in Rio, because it has such big blocks, full of nice buildings!

by Embroidery Fan June 16, 2017

gossip block

When you can't think of anything to say in person; similar to writer's block.

Hey man when you're online you never stop talking. But in person you never say a thing!" "Sorry dude, but I have a bad case of gossip block.

by dublcheez June 14, 2010

bullshitters block

So you've heard of writer's block well this is basically the same thing but this occurs when you are trying to bullshit your way through an English assignment that is due tomorrow, at roughly 1: oo pm.

Man, my prof is going to be pissed, I didn't complete one of our assignments last night, I had bullshitters block.

by I drive a prius October 1, 2017

block mother

another word for "mother fucker"

"man i hate that shirley girl!"
"i know man she is such a block mother"

by bayyyyyy July 11, 2006

two-block

Copulate -- like when the two blocks of a nautical pulley system jam together.

He two-blocked her on their first date.

by bobbydellwood June 6, 2018