David

David is the hottest person ever, with the BIGGEST dick. He is so kind and loving. He humor is so raw it is probably the funniest thing ever. They aren't afraid to take control when needed and always are down for ANYTHING. If you know a David in your life, I'd go after them because they will know how it's done

David and I hooked up, it was awesome.

by D$lova October 3, 2019

David

a really cute guy I wanna kiss a trillion times.

beth(what he calls me grr); DAVID IS SO CUTE
cung (his best friend); shut the fuck up

by beth is cool September 13, 2021

David the blue chipmunk

The name of the chipmunk in the popular film series “David and the chipmunks”

Bro did you see David in David and the chipmunks 4? He was litty

(David the blue chipmunk)

by BigBoyHyndman December 30, 2020

David

The Best,Very Handsome man in the world

Oooh thats David sign my autograph
Oooooh thats David he never caps
Ooooh thats David he can take my Girlfriend

by Godhand.Kuma February 18, 2021

David

Typically David’s come off as the more quiet kinda guy. But once you get to know them, you realize they are kinda the opposite, they are loud, have a great sense of humor, and mess around with their friends. They have that kinda of laugh that can spread a smile to your face. When they get competitive over stupid things it’s honestly adorable. Yet with all these things they still get great grades in school and are kind, loyal, and would stand up for you without hesitation. David is the kinda guy who is humble and would say girls wouldn’t want him, as he has no idea how attractive he is. So let me tell you, if you have a David in your life, keep them there, and be there for him because often David’s are people pleaser and put themselves last, when really they deserve the world.

Guy one: Dude you know how many girls want you? You’re so lucky bro!!
David: What do you mean, why would anyone like me?

Meanwhile…

Girl one: David is so hot!!!!
Girl two: ikr like I want him so baddd!!
Girl three: fr tho, he has it all, he’s tall, cute, smart, funny, and kind!!!

by M+D<30 November 23, 2024

David ronan

A ginger poofter

Look at that poofter over there he looks like a right david ronan

by David ronan February 28, 2018

David

A person who makes up their own definitions of what words mean.

Stop being such a David, that word doesn't mean that at all!

by PurpleMelon81 May 28, 2021