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lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.
by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017
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blocked

when a girl responds “blocked” to you when messing around means she want you, she desires you.
“blocked…” “actually blocked”
by MrB!tches April 12, 2022
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Chocka-Block

A colloquial term originating from Australian and New Zealand English dialects, used to describe a situation, place, or object that is filled-to-capacity, crowded, or packed full, leaving little to no space for anything else.
1. The concert venue was chocka-block with fans, it was impossible to move!
2. The fridge was chocka-block with junk from last night's party, there’s no room for any real food!
3. The cat's litter box was chocka-block, urgent clean-up mission required before the smell becomes unbearable!
by nexzed September 25, 2024
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four iron blocks one pumpkin head

how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head
villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨
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Blocked off

Prison talk. When showers are blocked off, you would see things you would not want to see if you went past the block.
"Time for some me time. I'll get the entry blocked off"
by Chain Furious May 15, 2020
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Skull Block

Skull Blocking is when someone in #gen sends a video or image that blocks the screen from your image or message so you can’t get skulls.
Vuur “naruto but as naked!😂”
Real “random anime gif”
Vuur “@real don’t skull block me, move bro
by cried1911 May 3, 2023
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A easy way to find which plubflub stole your iPhone block and cable
Alright, which one of you plubflubs stole my I pad charger block and cable?
by Ihateliberals9/11 November 15, 2023
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