beef

a brown meaty substance that comes from cows. normally eaten by humans and kangaroos. can also be know as stake. also a term for fat

mmmmmm steak

hey look at your beefy mam

by ecaugdwjhd May 30, 2005

Hand Beef

Male masturbation

Hey dude what are you doing?
" I'm gonna go back to my room and get me some hand beef"

by TdogNite July 24, 2015

Beef

To nerf (something) excessively to the point of uselessness; to weaken.

Not to be confused with the phrase "Beef Up," which is the exact opposite.

That game was fun until they decided to beef the minigun. Now it's frustrating.

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 15, 2023

Beef

A term used with someone who your are close friends with. It shows endearment and care.

Adrien: *starts break dancing*

Lauren: “Omg Adrien fuck it up, thats my Beef right there”

by Dont3venask August 3, 2022

Beef

When u have a secret or information on another person

Hey do you have any beef on Aidan?

Yeah, I do

by Milla.2k17 March 10, 2017

Beef Jerky

The act of a man being manually stimulated until the point of eruption by another person. Another name for a handjob

Yo that girl gave me an awesome beef jerky. I never erupted like that before

by ItzzSubBaby January 7, 2020

Beef Rugs

Beef Rugs are similar to beef curtains but with much more girth. As rugs are heavier and thicker than curtains, beef rugs are heavier and thicker than beef curtains. They are also referred to as baby brains.

"Her beef rugs are worse than a pink sock."
"I'd rather have her shit in my mouth than get near those beef rugs again."

by Ars3Pwnd3r March 30, 2013