a potato cabbage

a potato cabbage is a person who is attracted to a panda that enjoys growing crops. if he, the potato cabbage, was to fuck the panda he would be known as a sausage hustler. people across the globe are known for feeding pandas with a potato cabbage.

"aw yeah mate, i AM a potato cabbage, but man those pandas look sexy!"

by ThePoopyNanUnderYourBikini November 5, 2017

Auto Potato

No checking other pages to confirm the news😎. It's already confirmed at Auto Potato
We provide Indian Automobile news in a #cool , #fun and #confirmed way! Yay!

An auto potato is a person who is a car geek.
Ramesh : How do you know all confirmed facts about cars?
Suresh : Because I'm an #autopotato !

by The car geek November 25, 2021

Potato

Something ten times better than a fudging tomato

Why would I have a tomato when there are Potato's around!

by Abu Dreit June 24, 2025

bakes my sweet potato

Satisfactory, satisfying, delightful, appropriate, correct.

1. That girl LaWanda? Bakes-my-sweet-POTATO, bro!

2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.

by Guru Voodoo October 16, 2010

Sweet Potato

A sweet potato is when a thot plays your skin flute while your driving a tractor.

"Hey, whats up?"
"Not much, Just got a sweet potato. You?"

by St0rmTesticles September 12, 2021

scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.

" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."

by Shit guru June 30, 2017

Potato Balling

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.

“Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”

by AhLaVache August 26, 2013