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everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.
Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.
by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021
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The Donkey Jockey

A sex position where a female or male violently rides another male with a huge ding dong of Mexican nationality.
Girl: “Babe, I think we should try something new.”
Dude: “Yeah I don’t think toys are my thing.”
Girl: “No toys, but I do want to try out this new thing people are calling the Donkey Jockey.”
Dude: “Mierda not this one.”
by TacoBender81 May 25, 2021
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donkey

When a girl acts way too much like a butch/aggressive/way too into sports.
Dag did you see that girl kick crazy larry in the face?? That bitch is straight up donkey!!
by Big Pun October 13, 2004
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Fluffy Donkey

Fluffy donkeys are the fluffiest of all donkeys they might also be the best-looking animal in the world. They are often mistaken for Goats. they are also used to refer to big shots (they should be) like CR7 or the GOAT MESSI but people aint that smart sometimes fluffy donkeys are the only friends you need so be a fluffy donkey.
by fluffy_donkey August 18, 2024
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Donkey Kong-ing

Donkey Kong-ing is when you go to an apartment staircase and start throwing barrels or garbage bins at people using the stairs.
Example of the usage of the word Donkey Kong-ing:

Guy 1: "Yo dude I just went Donkey Kong-ing and hit Jeff"

Guy 2: "that poor bastard"
by Jester0FTheM00N August 30, 2024
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Donkey Liquid

The unholy byproduct of a donkey after consuming nothing but jalapeños and expired dairy. Often found pooling in unfortunate places, it’s best known for clearing out rooms, disrupting friendships, and making even the strongest of men weep uncontrollably.
Damn. Who let that donkey eat those jalapeños? He's been spewing donkey liquid all day!
by Ryunoku September 28, 2024
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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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