Time Vampire

human beings who believe, regardless of how old they become, that the entire world revolves around them, and thus, SUCK the time from anything you may be doing. Contraindications are usually avoidance, but bribery has been known to work in some circles. Relocation physical proximity is often the only cure once bitten; that, and blocking them from being able to send any kind of Ethernet, internet or dog catcher's net transmissions.

They are such Time Vampires - I can get nothing done when they are around.

by libertyuk August 16, 2008

me time

Quality time that self-absorbed narcissists set aside for themselves.

“My problem,” said the self-absorbed narcissist at the yoga retreat, “is that I'm just too giving. I really need to learn how to be a little more selfish. How to set aside a little more, you know, me time.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique March 5, 2017

Time Out

A Crappy Bar in Myrtle Beach, SC most known for its dismal shows, tired clientel, and sticky bathrooms.

Lets go to Time Out and see the glory hole

by Jaded_youth42069 May 5, 2011

Recovery Time

The time it takes for your jizz tank to fill back up.

My recovery time is 5 minutes

by bigafromanshizz December 4, 2010

Time Traveler

For the sensitive people out there: Someone who is “disadvantaged”. For those of us who have a sense of humor: Someone who is born with Autism of any kind, Downsyndrome (AKA Downy), or any birth defect that would classify them as mentally retarded.

We were going to sit down at lunch, but then my friend said, “No wait, that’s the Time Travelers’ table”

by A.L Teacher May 30, 2018

BOOM TIME

A moment of sheer excitement, experienced only when playing/about to play a game of FIFA. This phrase never gets old. May also refer to the process of, during gameplay, booting the ball with all of one's might in hopes of scoring a goal by miraculously deceiving the goalkeeper. This act is usually accompanied by the phrase "BOOM!!!" itself.

"You can't boom if you never press B"

GUY1: "YOU DOWN FOR BOOM TIME???"
GUY2: "IS THAT A FUCKIN JOKE OF A QUESTION WTF MAN OBVIOUSLY YOU FUCKIN DOUCHE"

by Boomer BOOM FANATIC man February 17, 2010

awesome time

Phrase denoting a sensation of extreme exhileration or anticipation of success. Often used when one is in the zone. Occurs all the time with Mayo and Tarzan.

When you're with Mayo and Tarzan, it's ALWAYS awesome time!!!
It's AWESOME TIME!!!

by Tarzan February 15, 2004