Facebook Yes Man

To RSVP “Attending” to any event you are invited to on Facebook, without considering the event, the time, the duration, or who is attending. You may not attend the event, but you increase the guest list by attending.

“Oh hey man, I noticed you’re coming to my Halloween party? What’s your costume?”
“Oh dude I forgot to tell you, I’m a Facebook Yes Man, Facebook says I’m attending four Halloween parties that night.”
“What?”

by JP_002 August 11, 2009

facebook valley girl

Someone who is on facebook constantly but says nothing and like, likes a lot. AKA a fbvg

Suzie has a lot of friends because she's like totally a facebook valley girl

by sagefortune8 November 27, 2013

Sit on my Facebook

Phrase/term: the act of becoming a "Friend" or "Fan" of a person or entity on Facebook. A invitation/phrase used by Jib Slice to invite new Friends to his Facebook page.

Dude, become my "Friend" and I'll let ya sit on my Facebook.

by Jib Slice May 10, 2010

go facebook live

Livestreaming while committing a heinous crime such as a mass shooting.

I left work because one of the guys in the warehouse looked like he'd pop the trunk and go Facebook Live.

by Professor Fatbot May 22, 2022

facebook counter stalking

The act of stalking another facebook stalker.

This facebook stalker is totally stalking me. I'm going to do a little facebook counter stalking. Give this freak a taste of his own medicine.

by pussyposse December 7, 2009

Facebook Stalker Bar

The 'friend activity' feed added to the right side of your screen as part of the 9/21/11 changes to Facebook's layout.

Dude, the new Facebook Stalker Bar is stalkerific!! I used to have to work to creep on my Facebook crush, but now everything she does or says on Facebook comes right to my screen!

by ralfdallas September 23, 2011

Facebook Cleavage Search

Verb. The activity of purposely looking at facebook albums to find pictures of cleavage. Typically found in pictures from a club night, beach vacation, or pool party. This activity usual just leads to looking up porn.

Hey man, I was doing a Facebook Cleavage Search last night and saw that Sarah's friend tagged her in a bunch of club photos. She was looking hot!

by jxb December 15, 2011