adam

he loves pokemon

hey adam you have a blazakin

by Wonderrapper January 25, 2017

Adam Lawson

A very sad boi with no likeable features. He’s the opposite of cute and adorable and has a very low intelligence.

That Adam Lawson Guy is the least sweet guy to exist.

by Aqualord November 2, 2018

Pull an Adam

When a douche bag ghosts you out of nowhere. A very rude, immature and disrespectable move in the world of dating. A typical fuckboy move is to ignore you and pull an Adam.

Yo dude I'm gonna pull an Adam on her.
That guy was such a dick, he pulled an Adam on me.

by SPLEH69 April 29, 2022

Adam

Gets his girl stolen by afonis

Adam’s girl was stolen by adonis

by Gemgum December 12, 2021

Adam clocking

The art of scratching ones face until they bleed. This art is preformed when one is angered.

My sister took the last slices of pizza so I Adam clocked her

He told me to hit him but i would rather use adam clocking

by Trueandhonestdefintions March 30, 2019

Adam

Adams can be defined by several physical attributes: they are tall, skinny, and have dirty-brown hair. Adams are natural athletes, generally preferring sports like cross country and basketball because of their height. They’re really funny, but easily distracted; at times, they make squirrels look calm. They love backscratches- the way to an Adam’s heart is by giving him a backscratch. Never fear, though, an Adam will return the favor by cuddling with you. They all are great cuddlers. Be forewarned, though: Adams are notorious heartbreakers. If you fall for an Adam, you’ll definitely find your heart ripped in two.

Girl: I think I like Adam, but he’s such a player!

by Claire M. June 5, 2018

Adam Jackson

A boy that lost his virginity at 15, to a 16 year old girl called Megan Hughes. He got hella lucky cause she had a massive badonkadonk, and a fairly decent rack, they had wild sex all night long

Guy 1 - hey dude I finally lost my virginity last night!!
Guy 2 - eh wtf you’re only 15, your such an Adam Jackson

by Fat Ciara February 28, 2019