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Portuguese Monkey Slap 

Originating on Portugals southern most beaches, the Portuguese Monkey Slap was originally called just the big slap, but due to its effectiveness in dealing with Portuguese monkeys, it was changed by the locals. The Portuguese Monkey Slap involves a running start followed by a jump and before reaching terrafirma you must thrust your open backhand in a downward motion striking your opponent , or monkey, on or above the cheekbone, resulting in stinging pain, hellucinations and or death.
The Portugese man struck the primate with a vicious monkey slap resulting in stinging pain followed by hellucinations and innevitably death, thus the Portuguese Monkey Slap was born.
Related Words

The wet slap 

When a girl gives a hand-job to a guy and then slaps his face with his cum still in her hand, spreading it all over his face - as a part of women's retaliation for all the nasty sexual things men do to them so they can tell their friends later (or write about it on urban dictionary...).
"He acted like such a douche last night I had to wet-slap him. He got the wet slap alright."

"Girl, I can't believe you just wet-slapped me!"
The wet slap by UrbanGirl April 29, 2014

Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap 

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.
(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

Slippery hard cock ass slap 

when a man or a shemale whips there cock on there mates ass after wet vaginal sex
ugggghhhh yaasss babe i just Slippery hard cock ass slaped u, did u enjoy it?

Ol’ Cheese Slap 

A particularly wicked hand to body part slap that has some wicked stank on it and leaves a stinging hand print.
Devon’s mouth had been talking shit all night long. Having heard all he could take, Tyreese walked over and gave Devon the ol’ cheese slap leaving a notable mark across his left cheek. Devon’s mouth was shut the remainder of the night.

Pitch Slap 

When public radio and TV announcers get particularly irritated with a lack of donations. originally coined by Click and Clack, March 2007, on NPR's CarTalk.
In the final minutes of the fund drive, the radio announcer pitch slapped the audience for a lack of donations.
Pitch Slap by mandy-louise April 6, 2007