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Chili Punching

When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.
Ken was banned from the nursing home for repeatedly Chili Punching people.
by Chili Puncher May 30, 2019
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Monkey punch

The act of fucking a bitch and right before she cums hit her behind the ear
I was fucking her doggy style and right before she cummed I monkey punched her
by John Evan’s June 20, 2025
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jersey tant punch

A punch to the balls so hard, one’s nuts get stuck in their ass
Do make me give you a jersey tant punch
by Firemedic39 January 8, 2023
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Falcon Punch

A cocktail invented in western Canada. It consists of all the beverages, alcoholic and non alcoholic, that were consumed at a party that are then mixed into a very large cup (the original is consumed out of a giant ceramic red solo cup). The fun part about this is its different for every party you go to
"I'm already wasted, this falcon punch is gonna do me in for the night."
by Nutty Wes July 18, 2015
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punch the gammon

describes a woman who vigorously masturbates.

Can be used as an insult also
Bethan do you punch the gammon?

Example: I will punch you in the gammon!
by gammon matser September 10, 2019
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Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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punching

A term often used by Australians, when you or someone else says you're punching it means you/they think your partner is better looking than you.
I'm the better looking one in my relationship - bro 1
Nahh, you're definitely punching! - bro 2
by showww July 31, 2023
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