October 11

National send nudes day

October 11 is a day where boys and girls send nudes to eachother untill midnight

by Pink daddy #2 October 11, 2020

October 14

It's the day BTS' fandom,ARMY,got kicked out of the K-pop family simply because of supporting BTS. By that,this day has been named as Army Independence Day!

A:oh wait!what date is today?
B:it's October 14th.

A:oh wow!Happy Army Independence Day then.

by KuR00 October 15, 2019

October 5th

October 5th is when all the people who use crack often were born

Zoe: Why is that girl a crackhead?

Dave; she's born on October 5th

by orangelookingpersonbruh December 17, 2019

October 17

National boy grab a gurls butt day

On October 17 a boy can grab any girls butt

by Taylor Thompson October 16, 2019

October 13

If your born on this day your crush will die

My crush: when you birth day is?
Me: October 13..
My crush: am I your crush?
Me: well yeah...
My crush: bye then *le dead*

by A REAL LIFE VSCO GIRL October 18, 2019

October 21

Asian day eat your dog

An asian and its october 21 time to eat my dog

by The true AZN October 18, 2019

October Surprise

A sex act performed during mediocre and depressing congress where one partner at the last minute produces a hidden dildonic device such as a godemiche or olisbos with the intent of stimulating their partner enough to compensate for the previous lack of skill.

Connie, not getting the usual response from performing a blumpkin and concerned about re-election, attempted to stimulate the constituents anus with a previously hidden vibrating George Bush buttplug. Sufficiently October Surprised, the constituent ejaculated all over Connie's face, ensuring 4 more years of hard core unforgiving fissure tearing ass pounding. God bless America.

by jigoku February 13, 2008