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Ninja-time

1. When dorks & their friends get together to pretend to be ninjas by doing somersaults and kicking each other.

2. What to do at work when you're bored.

3. What people with no social lives do on the weekends.
1. Yea! It's Ninja-time!!!!!

2. Nick got fired for using work for Ninja-time.

3. So me & Julianne are gonna go to the park for Ninja-time on Saturday. Wanna come?
by ShawnTheNinja October 24, 2007
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Ninja

to ninja: to chop a person in the back of the neck while open and there is no truce in affect. Or possible if you want to just be an ass whole or they are being a bitch you can breack truce. it is not a ninja if you hit there shoulder, head or face. there is a code for what u can do or how you can ninja someome. If u r truced w/someone u have to tell them when someone is gonna ninja them. if you have a truce with someone that is about to get ninja-ed and the person that is gonna ninja them you have to stay out of it and not say anything. you are basically nuetral.

-basic ninja:chop to back of neck

-sledge ninja: put both hands together as if you were praying then NINJA!

-Scissor Ninja: Ninja someone on the both sides of someones neck at the same time with both of your hands.
jesse:Dude Carlos is fuckkin open, u should get him charles
charles:ok (ninja)
Hugo:damn carlos u got fuckkin ninjed ur lucky it wasn't a sledge or scissor
carlos:damn i must be a bitch and im irrational
by Milk-ninja May 28, 2009
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ninja-thirty

The time when you look at a clock and realize that a large portion of time disappeared. It is NEVER 'ninja o'clock', because by the time you've realized the time, it's at least a half-hour after you expected.
Friend 1: "Dude, what the hell happened to the day? I had that interview for that job."

Friend 2: "Ninja-thirty happened, son... remember that 'I'm only going to play a couple games' Madden marathon we just had?"
by Agent 14 December 16, 2009
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Sheetrock Ninja

Mexican dry-wallers or carpenters
Look at that new house! It's being attacked by sheetrock ninjas!
by SHit bang September 15, 2010
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ninja bear runner

A variation of the common childhood game “rock, paper, scissors”. Ninja kills bear, bear kills runner, runner runs past ninja. Therefore, ninja wins over bear, bear wins over runner, runner wins over ninja.
While playing pool, the break was determined by ninja bear runner.

⚔️🐻🏃🏽 ♂️
by Sweet Tits with a K March 26, 2019
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Chinese Ninja Star

A sex act involving at least 6 people. One person lays down with all their limbs spread out, like a 5 pointed star, and each other person begins using a limb (2 feet, 2 feet hands, face) for sexual pleasure.
Oh my god, this chinese ninja star is amazing. I can't believe where that foot went.
by Shadow3031 April 9, 2015
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Goat Ninja

Just a sick goat with mad ninja skills.
Guy 1, "fuck man what happened to your face"
Guy 2, "I tried to finger my Goat last night, only to find out it had mad ninja skills pretty sure it's a goat ninja".
Guy 1,................"I have so many questions"
by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021
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