Bæ’s Brain

Brooklyn is an example name FYI(hmm)

This is performed when ur bae(gf most commonly) is giving an action known as “brain” ( which is a sexual gesture )

Guy1: Yo Brooklyn gave me Bæ’s Brain
Guy2: dayummmm
Guy1: It was good ;)

by Mateo22106 November 28, 2018

Omelette Brain

This phrase has multiple definitions: 1. You have made a small error due to incompetence or defect. 2.You have made a large error and are worthy of institutionalisation. 3.You are brain dead and require constant help and support to get through the day.

*Emily tries to unlock a BMW with her Toyota Echo car keys.
Richard: Damn it Emily! Your Omelette Brain is getting worse!

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Sad brain

When you don’t wanna say stupid say sad brain. Please do it’s what all the sophisticated people say.

Brian: Bro I just fell over my own feet
Alfred: Bro that just sad brain
Brian: Yeah bro I’m just sad brain

by The sad brain club February 18, 2021

amniotic brain

when a woman who is pregnant forgets the simplest things she would never forget before she got pregnant

I can't believe I forgot my husbands name, I must have amniotic brain.

by LuluDouthit March 31, 2010

bloody brain

When you squeeze your testicles so hard till it cuts off their circulation, it looks like a bloody brain.

I sent a picture of my "bloodybrain" to my girlfriend.

I got my girl so mad, she grabbed my nuts so hard and ended up giving me a bloody brain..

by VaJayJ October 7, 2013

Brain

SOMETHING MY FRIEND DOESNT HAVE

Matt: let your fingertips guide you through youtube
Me: I DONT USE MY FINGERTIPS I USE MY FUCKING BRAIN
Matt: ...Whats a braaain?
Me: OH MY FU- im putting this on urban dictionary

by Kyouko :3 November 29, 2019

Simp Brain

An affliction affecting primarily female "influencers" whereby they are unable to receive criticism or have their beliefs challenged due to over represented simp feedback.

Facts don't matter to Sally, she has simp brain.

by Nerd158 January 2, 2024