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Middle school

Middle school has 2 sides. The academic side and the social side. The academic side is garbage. You learn useless information and get to much school work. The social side is great. Girls asses are big and round, tits are coming in, and for a mixed wresling fetish, it’s the best time of your life.
“ man I got so match home work! But Andrea barrera’ss Latino tits ass and body made it worth it! If only I chould wrestle and bang ! I love middle school!”
by Big muscle May 23, 2020
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Stafford Middle School

Stafford Middle School: Home to the flattest girls, the perviest teachers, and terrible administrators. Sports wise they all suck at everything besides football, which they are actually pretty decent at.
Mike: You see that girl from {Stafford Middle School}? Her ass is nonexistent!
by Pussy Attacker 9000 May 24, 2020
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Qauker valley middle school

Person 1: have you gone to qauker valley middle school
Person2: ya the food taste like ass
by Liam uuui May 29, 2020
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Middle school

The best place ever for a child to go to...
Said no one ever

No seriously middle school is just the opposite of that

It is the living definition of hell
I can’t wait to get out of this hell house of a middle school next year
by Ihateschoolbutilovefood May 31, 2020
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strayer middle school

a strip club, but for minors. the only place where doors to the bathrooms don’t exist so the whole school ends up getting hot boxed. where every girl thinks that they’re hot by wearing shorts that show half their ass. where guys think that shoving underclassmen in the lockers is ‘top comedy’. but watch your step. there is the vsco girl’s moldy dunkin’ donuts on the ground. where being suicidal is trendy and having mental disorders makes you “quirky”.
“bro you went to strayer middle school?”
“yo stop i have ptsd from that place
by crackheadmack June 4, 2020
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centerville middle school

A place for sluts, autistic kids that ruin the learning environment, and fucking annoying gay faggot teacher. possibly the worst school ever to exist tbh.
Centerville middle school
MAI - “Hey have you went to CMS?”
CHINK - “I fucking hate that shitty school I ejaculated in the bathrooms and I almost fucking died. Guacamole Nigga Penis
by GaBeBitches June 22, 2020
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middle school

This place is the worst years of our lives
The place where it doesn't make most people thrive
Affected by puberty, with pimples and moods
Causing boys and girls to ask people to send nudes

The boys become perverts and the girls become whores
And they end up drawing dicks on the doors
Middle school relationships are for people who are freaks
Relationships like this last no more than 2 weeks

Girls running their mouths and getting into fights
That makes the witnesses have lots of fright
Hair extensions and loose acrylic nails everywhere
People shouting "WORLDSTAR" and more people swear

Kids smoke in the bathroom and acting like they're grown
People smashing in the bathroom and making loud moans
A girl getting pregnant and the father leaves her
And moves on to make more girls lured

People lose most of their elementary school friends
And they wanted their life to end
Then they made new friends later on
Some kids later became Satan's spawns

Of course, there are bullies that lower your self-esteem in middle school
If you snitch, the teachers don't give a shit and act like they're cool
Then you deal with them your own and put them out of misery
And the principal suspends you from hell; what a victory!

Most of you guys have these stereotypes
People like these are a bunch of asswipes
Middle school ain't like playing with balloons
But don't worry, it'll be over soon
Elementary schooler who isn't in middle school yet: I can't wait to go to middle school! We're gonna have dances and lots of fun!
Middle schooler: Trust me, middle school is the most boring years of life you will ever experience.
Elementary schooler: I doubt it.
A couple years later...
Former elementary schooler who is in middle school: That middle schooler is right. It is boring.
by a random eggplant July 20, 2020
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