Mexican Graham Cracker

A Mexican Graham Cracker occurs when a dinoshark or other large aquatic creature consumes the beautiful booty of a hot Latina babe.

Beach-goer 1: "Damn! What happened to dat booty?!"

Beach-goer 2: "Man, she had a Mexican Graham Cracker."

by DinoSharkExpert May 27, 2013

Mexican love puff

When you cum so hard that you fart.

"Sorry, honey, but that was just a Mexican love puff. I still respect you."

by chubnubby March 18, 2014

mexican tour bus

1. A garbage truck
2. A vehicle that takes away your trash.

<insert name> go take out the trash before the Mexican tour bus gets here.

by Nj0071 May 26, 2014

Mexican wind tunnel

The act of shitting in a sock and swinging it around ferociously in the air while striking somebody in the face with it. Can be done during sex or not.

"Jimmy really pissed me off so I gave him the Mexican wind tunnel"

by Aly.bum.snuggles January 25, 2015

mexican whore bath

Washing one's armpits and especially genital areas using a sink or toilet water.

Samantha didn't have time to shower before her date so she took a Mexican whore bath

by SillyPhillyB August 23, 2015

mexican love lobsters

A couple vacationing in Mexico who get sunburned to a crisp and are laid up in their room for the rest of their trip.

While in Puerta Valarta, John and Becky, in their hotel bed, realized they were mexican love lobsters.

by Wally the Water Spider January 16, 2016

Mexican Jerk Off

When two men stand directly infront of each other and jerk off until one of them unloads onto the other and is dubbed the winner. Often used to settle arguments.

Chaddeus and Brolin were arguing over who could have the last beer and they decided to settle things with a Mexican Jerk Off.

by Man Meat Machete October 24, 2018