Amber’s Mexican Roomba

A sex act in which a woman named Amber sucks a dick with so much force, the soul escapes his body.

Me: Want to to give me a Amber’s Mexican Roomba?
Amber: Absolutely, I want a daycare in my mouth.

Me: *Dies a slow and happy death*

by Amber’s Mexican Roomba August 22, 2020

mexican whore bath

Washing one's armpits and especially genital areas using a sink or toilet water.

Samantha didn't have time to shower before her date so she took a Mexican whore bath

by SillyPhillyB August 23, 2015

mexican tour bus

1. A garbage truck
2. A vehicle that takes away your trash.

<insert name> go take out the trash before the Mexican tour bus gets here.

by Nj0071 May 26, 2014

Meaty Mexican burrito

When you proceed to stick your penis in a tortilla and put Mexican style ingredients, guacamole, cheese, salsa in it. Your partner will than devour it off like a hungry Latina.

Bro #1- yooo my parents have leftover burritos I may have to give my girl a meaty Mexican burrito

Bro#2- No way! Hope she can handle the spice

by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021

Mexican Death Spiral

(1) A condition that describes the complete shut down of traffic in the leftmost lanes of a multiple lane two-way street in which opposing lanes of traffic are separated by a median or neutral ground. In a Mexican Death Spiral, the first car car heading in one direction attempts to turn left across the median and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. Another car heading in the opposite direction also attempts to turn left across the same meridian and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. The death spiral is complete when additional cars stop behind the earlier stopped cars such that neither of the first cars can turn left because the path is now blocked by the subsequent stopped cars that have left no gap to cross.

(2) A situation that has come to an irreversible standstill, typically on internet message boards by two forum trolls clogging up the thread with their own tangential argument.

(1) Q: What took you so long to get here?

A: There was a Mexican Death Spiral at Carrollton Avenue that had traffic backed up for 10 minutes.

(2) Thanks PosterA and PosterB for causing yet another Mexican Death Spiral.

by Denman Cinqueports March 29, 2010

mexican love lobsters

A couple vacationing in Mexico who get sunburned to a crisp and are laid up in their room for the rest of their trip.

While in Puerta Valarta, John and Becky, in their hotel bed, realized they were mexican love lobsters.

by Wally the Water Spider January 16, 2016

mexican man skin

That sweet brown skin that as soon as you touch it, you are immediately with child. Or 3 or 4 of them.

OMG, So Pedro gave me a hug last week...I missed my period! That Mexican man skin don' impregnated me!!

by DarthRogue1 September 5, 2017