Furry Mexican Condom

When you find a hot white girl with a chihuahua, you get ready to give it to her doggy style, but instead put your junk in the dogs ass, and the dogs snout in her hole, then commence to pumping.

Pro-Tip- when you shoot your load on the dogs back it’s called a wet back!

Susan wouldn’t shut up so I bent her over and gave her a furry Mexican condom right in the poop shoot. Her dog, Tatino, fell in love after I gave him his own wet back!!

by White Boy Kris November 26, 2021

Mexican bird bath

When you quickly rinse yourself with water.

Jenna gave herself a Mexican bird bath from my water bottle during the festival weekend.

by PennywiseDancingClown September 15, 2017

Amber’s Mexican Roomba

A sex act in which a woman named Amber sucks a dick with so much force, the soul escapes his body.

Me: Want to to give me a Amber’s Mexican Roomba?
Amber: Absolutely, I want a daycare in my mouth.

Me: *Dies a slow and happy death*

by Amber’s Mexican Roomba August 22, 2020

mexican whore bath

Washing one's armpits and especially genital areas using a sink or toilet water.

Samantha didn't have time to shower before her date so she took a Mexican whore bath

by SillyPhillyB August 23, 2015

Mexican love puff

When you cum so hard that you fart.

"Sorry, honey, but that was just a Mexican love puff. I still respect you."

by chubnubby March 18, 2014

mexican cake boss

when the concrete finisher is taking his sweet time making the side walk perfect

I been here all day watching the Mexican cake boss finish the sidewalk to perfection

by AZwheelman September 3, 2021

Mexican Ball Game

A party game for really drunk college kids that involves seeing how far up you can get your testical before it bounces back to your scrotum

Bro, that Mexican Ball Game last night was crazy.

by Mr.E61 October 6, 2017