Max Allen

Max is an actual weirdo, who does he think he is with his grade 9 exams. Ughhhh. Mr I’m too smart to help christy in science haha go suck my big toe. Max is a legend tho and he has a massive crush on my pet pigeon called josh Southgate. Mr Goffard said my pigeon is a rapist 😬, Josh thinks he’s cooler than max but everyone knows it’s not true.

This dude is such a mood! Oh yeh it’s max Allen

by Lottie J June 18, 2019

Max E

The boy I met when I was 12, who I fell in love with. His laughs light up the night sky and the stars seem so much brighter, and all you want is to stay there with him. He falls in love with you too, but then you screw up and reject him. Years later he falls in love with your best friend, and you fall in love with him again. You know all of his flaws, vices, and secrets but you love him anyway. His eyes sparkle when he laughs and you feel like the most important person in the world and all you want to do is lean in and kiss him but you know you can't, you screwed up. He's your biggest regret, the one you should've been with. The time you spend together is your favorite time in the world, until his girlfriend shows up.

"I'm in love with Max E, but he can never know"
"He is my best friend's boyfriend I can't be a jerk and fall in love with her boyfriend"

by Lynnich February 8, 2019

butt max

how much your butt can take

that guy took me to my butt max last night

by anonymous October 3, 2017

Max

The best Person i‘ve ever met. Funny, beautiful, kind and the best lover in the world. I can tell him everything and he looks at me with the same eyes as bevor. I‘m truely in love with him and couldn't imagine a better Boy friend than him. He understands me even if I sometimes can't give him the love he deserves, but he still does everything to make me feel good. Even when the whole world breaks around me, he makes me smile

Being defined Max

by jlolov November 21, 2021

Anita Max Wynn

1.Onomatopoeia for “I need a max win” said by Drake on his stream.

2.Drakes Alter Ego

This is my alter ego Anita Max Wynn

by Yungnoodledrip December 30, 2023

Max

Really nice and cute guy. Never notices me tho. He can be really quiet but talks alot at the same time. Cant really explain it.

Hey bestie, I want to talk to Max

Go for it, I hope he notices you bessfriennn

Yes that was a rebal d reference

by hiiii :3 January 10, 2022

Boeing 737 Max

The epitome of terrible
A word to describe something so bad that there is not any other word in the English language to describe it

Did you hear that my sister died on one of those new Boeing planes? That's really a Boeing 737 Max moment there.
Did you hear that my sister cheated on me with my mother? That's really a Boeing 737 Max moment there.

by tktktktktktktktktk April 12, 2024