step mom 

a bitch that everyone hats

bill:your step mom is a bitch

will:i know

step mom by doc.dumshit July 22, 2019

Hashtag Mom 

A suburban mom who spends 99% of her life on instagram hash tagging the shit out of every fucking thing on her posts, singlehandedly responsible for making hashtags not cool anymore. 100% of a hashtag mom's hashtags actually don't link to a single other thing. Before he died, Stephen Hawking may have predicted that the demise of instagram would come as a result of hashtag moms annoying the fuck out of all the other users. #suburbanmom #whohashtagseverything #inherinstagramposts #tryingtobecool #notcoolitsannoying #annoyingaf #idontgiveashitaboutyourkidshalloweenparty

Dave: OMG what the fuck is with Kayla, she posted on instagram about going to the pumpkin patch with her kids preschool class and she put about 5 lines of hashtags on it. How annoying!
Anthony Weiner: What an annoying hashtag mom. I'm gonna unfollow her as soon as I finish posting these dick pics.

Hashtag Mom by RATTnroll August 21, 2019

your mom 

a fat cow on legs

i saw your mom at a farm

your mom by laughmaker5000 September 29, 2019

Your Mom 

Is gay

Your Mom is gay

Your Mom by hxsh-.- December 3, 2019

Your Mom 

Gay

Your mom

GAY

Your Mom by sekmem December 18, 2019

Your mom gay 

your mom likes women

Definition:
Your mom gay: your mom likes women.

Gay: when one gender/sex likes the same gender/sex

Ex. Dude 1: I don’t have a dad

Dude 2: What the hell??

Dude 1: My mom’s gay

Dude 2: Ooh...

Your mom gay by Ash2007ger December 27, 2019

Your Mom 

Ya know, the person who birthed you and will do absolutely anything for you. They love you always, even if it doesn't seem like it. I mean, if you need Urban Dictionary to find the definition of your mom, then you really need to open your eyes.

Your Mom is the most loving, caring person ever.

Your Mom by Command C Command V February 19, 2020