Tastes like college

a term used when calling something shitty, it doesn't even have to describe a drink.

Casey: Dude the cops just busted my party.
Andy: That sucks
Casey: Yeah, "Tastes like College"

by 1234567898765432123234 February 8, 2010

Pissing like a bat

When a member of the male race, usually in an alcohol enhanced state enters a foreign toilet either without light or is unable to find the light switch, he develops the innate ability to urinate with extreme accuracy,(in some case's more so than if he was aided by illumination), using only the sound produced by his strong and mighty stream against the unsuspecting water, and an initially well placed shot and thus pissing into the bowl while avoiding the walls much as a bat would fly around a cave.

Toilet guest one: Good news or bad news first?
Toilet guest two: Good
One: The toilet has heated floors
Two: whats the bad?
One: theres a leak and the light is blown
Two: ... Oh seams pissing like a bat isnt my forte.
One: o.0

by morefeind May 15, 2011

It really be like that sometimes

When something unfortunate (sometimes fortunate) happens to someone or something.

Person 1: Damn, bro. I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me. That fucking thot.

Person 2: Damn, bro. It really be like that sometimes.

by Keykonday May 17, 2018

shivering like a chihuahua

to be utterly excited about something to the point of near uselessness.

Did you see how excited Bill was when he met Mary? He was shivering like a chihuahua!

by Silver Moose April 28, 2010

smell like smoke

How your wife/girlfriend/significant other describes the odor emanting from your clothes and every pore of your body after you go to a strip joint and didn't tell her.

Code for going to a strip club. What you say to your bro when you are discussing going to a strip club and not telling your wife/GF/SO.

Wife/GF/SO: You smell like smoke. Did you got to a strip joint?
Husband/BF/SO: Uhhh, what? Strip club? No, uh, my boss was smoking and I had to stand near him. Uh, I need to take a shower honey, love ya.

Guy 1: Bro, let's go smell like smoke!
Guy 2: I'm there.

by KBSfan March 4, 2014

Gio be like moment

The act of doing something retarded

Person 1: I just got scammed

Person 2: what a gio be like moment

by $WAGGERMC$WAGGER$ON November 28, 2020

I like fish

It's when you like fish

"Excuse me, can I tell you something very important."
"Uh, sure."
"I like fish"

by jiggysaw17 May 7, 2020