Do the Dishes

something moms make you do because theyre lazy ass shits

Hey honey go do the dishes cuz im too lazy to get off my ass

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 14, 2020

Dong-do

The hair-do on a man's pubic area.

I pulled down his pants and his dong-do was NOT groomed at all! Gross!

Note: Bald counts as a dong-do!

by Manny Ding August 5, 2010

Doing a Giancarlo

Being a wanker

Jack was over there doing a Giancarlo last night

by Bubbly bubbly December 29, 2019

doing the paperwork

Wiping your ass after taking a shit.

Girlfriend knocks on bathroom door: "Almost done in there?"

You: "Yep, just doing the paperwork"

by El gordo jordo January 28, 2020

doing a logan

An over-priviledged white kid from upper middle class suburbia who claims to a hard core gang banger and crime lord. Also an expert in all forms of street fighting and firearms.

See that kid over there. He's doing a logan claiming to run with bloods and the crips.

by Jurgen Johanson May 12, 2009

do the math

figure things out for yourself

After that where do you normally go. Do the math.

by The Return of Light Joker June 7, 2010

doing the bend

A body stance that involves a person standing with his or her feet together while leaning the body to one side. Usually done while drunk and with a beverage in one hand. The stance displays confidence and is extremely attractive.

"Dude, what are you doing?"

"I'm doing the bend."

"Why?"

"It's all in the bend, you see."

by youwang December 27, 2011