A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
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Bro 2: Me too nigga I always got it on me
Bro 2: Me too nigga I always got it on me
by NuttyAssDood October 1, 2020
Get the Shootin up the club mug.Club is the life of the party, he is always keeping the party going, by any means necessary (pebs). Even though Club can be a lot to handle at times, he’s always a good time. A “Club” type person will be very bad at gambling. So bad. Like sooooo bad. Roulette…yikes 😬 Club is actually very caring and protective and will be on your side if you ever need him to be.
PS: National Council on Problem Gambling
1-800-522-4700
PS: National Council on Problem Gambling
1-800-522-4700
by J_Bandz May 29, 2022
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Get the Mile Marker Club mug.Kev: "You had your invite to club 31 yet?"
Bev: "No, I can't wait tho untill I do its gonna be epic!"
Bev: "No, I can't wait tho untill I do its gonna be epic!"
by one|stop November 16, 2021
Get the Club 31 mug.Brian Jones july 3 1969, dies by drowning, same day song by five leaves left releases song river man,
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Jimi hendrix september 18 1970, drug over dose, same day hand of doom by black sabbath is released.
now all these songs seem to relate, to the person dieing that day and the next person in line.
like with hendrik handof doom mentions acid pill, but around relation to janis joplin over dose,
and etc.
blind owl wilson, september 3 1970 dies by over dose, of broimide intoxication, david clark five breaks up, last album released before death was, everbody know, somg related lost in his dreams.
Jimi hendrix september 18 1970, drug over dose, same day hand of doom by black sabbath is released.
now all these songs seem to relate, to the person dieing that day and the next person in line.
like with hendrik handof doom mentions acid pill, but around relation to janis joplin over dose,
and etc.
27 club
by Mineowedwus April 29, 2023
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SABOTAGERS OF MAMDALAY BAY INVESTIGATION .
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Knowing full well of the procedures and motives of STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK it maybe clear that it may have taken some of the HORNY PLUMBERS CLUB to execute this you may say WAGER WAGGER perfection of LONE talent of aerospace accountant sexual music AWARENESS AND INTELLIGENCE.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 16, 2022
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