Half-Chubbed

When a mildly arousing act strikes a male's attention resulting in a partially erect penis.

Trevor watched, half-chubbed, while she licked the candy cane.

by Skank Bacon October 3, 2020

Half Baked Wiener

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not

I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.

by Dickhandle October 4, 2020

half past dog

Not having a flying clue what the time is and you should generally just get fucked for asking mate

Jack: what's the time

Joe : half past dog

Jack : checks phone due to Joe not knowing

by Downesy October 6, 2020

Half a man

When a guy gets testicle cancer and has too get one nut removed.

Look at ol uniball, he had nut cancer so he's only half a man.

by Racist Bstard October 16, 2020

Half-Face Picture Day

October 20th is National Half-Face Picture Day, send your contacts a picture of half your face!

John: “Hey send me a picture of Half your face!”
Stacy: “Why”
John: “Today is October 20th, it’s Half-Face Picture Day”

by Mr. Half-Face October 20, 2020

Half life 3

Turn the word "GABEN" into wing dings, and you'll see the truth...

Half life 3

by Hehe d November 23, 2020

Half stepping

When you got to have everything you need, leave no bread crumbs.

When your hair not done or you don’t have what you need for an event “I can’t be half stepping”.

by Somebodylmhy December 7, 2020