Negative Five

In reference to the binary scale of judging women, a negative five is a woman so so ugly that she should not be allowed to reproduce.

HOLY SHIT! Dude, did you see that negative five over at Five Guys?

by Aviel November 12, 2007

T-fived

To f**k something up.

A friend's son failed his first driving test yesterday. He told his parents he had 'T-fived'.

by Mr Jack April 1, 2008

I-five

1. Pleasuring oneself while driving on an interstate, expressway, or highway.
2. Jerking off in the middle of traffic – particularly a stop light.

"Dude, the trip flew by so fast after I got off on the I-five."

by The Black Moth October 7, 2008

fist five

When you punch someone in the shoulder and at the same time yell "Fist Five"

"Dude why did you just punch me?"
"i didn't i gave you a fist five"

by wuthebest May 22, 2009

Sci-five

Similar to a High Five But when you cannot physically see the person but yet feel the need to high five them.

A virtual high five

Dudes on two sides of a room seperated by a wall.

Dude 1: (PHHHFFF) Dude, I just Cropdusted my side of the room
Dude 2: Nice, Sci-Five!

by Michael Scarn F.B.I. October 11, 2009

season five

a steezy ski crew at butternut. they keep it ...There main goal is to "Party On" said a boss kid from season five

we are the fith season because were that good --season five

by arowesox18-youtube June 19, 2010

Unknown Five

A homosexual act where a man licks his own semen from another man's anus.

Larry likes to receive Unknown Five after having sex with his partner.

Man 1- "I would enjoy it if you would give me a Unknown Five tonight"

Man 2- "Sounds kinky"

by VisineA December 8, 2010