Swamp Donkey

A swamp donkey is the most elite of air boats, to the point where all other air boats bow to its greatness!
by A KY July 03, 2017
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A very ugly, usually fat guy who hangs around in bars and clubs waiting to sexually assault females who are too drunk to defend themselves
by hermanator1234 January 29, 2015
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Phil’s medium sized coon ass dick
I think i’m going to give her the ole swamp donkey
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A savagely obese female , lowest of the lows , someone you have to say your drunk friend from sleeping with
Bro that bitch is a swamp donkey run while you still can !
by Euro Clips January 19, 2016
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The ugliest, most disgusting idea of a human trash person
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(noun) insult; description of nasty; an ass (donkey) that's like a swamp (smoldering, humid, and sweaty).
I can't believe he fell for HER! She's a swamp donkey! Yek Shrek Shit the bed Fred!
by Killynit23 April 20, 2022
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A Woman who poses as a Friend but has no Idea how to be one. not very attractive, Homley, in manner of appearance and dress. Relates better to animals than human, usually posses for too many of them. Can be found living in her car or a friend of friends houses who have taken them in due to pitty. This is nomal for the animals and they will use your furniture as a cat scrach, care of their cat box is limited to brief moments of sobriety and your once clean home now will smell like a cat box WARNING IF you find your self in this position immediately contac the original person who introduced you and seek their assistance in immediate removal as it will take them and local law enforcement to do this , this person usually has an exaggerated level of confidence of self-worth ask for character references from people who have known her her whole life anything under 2 years doesn't qualify as a friend. Do not loan money to or assign yourself responsibility for any aspect of her existence and she does not pay her bills. She will steal from you and she cannot be left unattended in your home, enjoys going to thrift stores and will steal from these kinds of establishments. She accuses everyone around her for things that she has done has no domestication skills whatsoever , elderly posing as a healthcare worker and or animal groomer fails to possess any documentation or certification from any accredited school of nursing or health care. D
The dating Pool and friendship pool is at an all-time low you never told me she was a Swamp Donkey.
by brooksgirls3 March 08, 2024
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