barn hair don't care

A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.

Had a great ride..now it's time to get cleaned up. Barn Hair Don't Care #BarnHairDontCare

by AnotherUnicorn July 22, 2021

Don't pull an Adam

Don't do something until you have all the information.

Guy 1: "I'm gonna agree to do this job I found!"
Guy 2: "Don't pull an Adam, find out what they're gonna pay you first."

by InfernoLord February 13, 2020

Don't eat my fries.

What someone says when the (stupidly) leave their fries unattended. Usually resulting in at least five fries gone when they get back.

Person 1: "Don't eat my fries."
Person 2: "A'ight"
Person 2 eats a fry
Person 1 throws water bottle at Person 2's stomach, making him spit out the fry
Person 1: "What we learn?"

by pigheadedweirdo August 09, 2018

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown

Don't mess with me.

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown!!

by fuffytwinkle June 28, 2023

Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'

Don't drive recklessly at nighttime. It's dangerous.

No Bobby! Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'!

by thejukebox March 14, 2021

Don't lis

When you don't have the desire to do anything.

Eg. Mom: "come dry the dishes!"

Me: "Yorh mommy I don't lis"

by Lolidkwhattousehere June 11, 2020

Don't then

Fine, this is my last
I thought we had a good past
Roses are red

Violet are blue
And you smell like doo doo
So you might need to go poo poo.

Don't then post my posts! Middle finger up!

by Don't you know who I am November 24, 2023