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Daddy issues

when ur dad leaves and now you call people daddy in bed, or when you desperately are scared or being a top.
omg hes got my daddy issues acting up
I know right like the eye backs hit to hard
by Imasimpforuranimegirl September 18, 2020
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Bro Daddy

A bro who lives amongst other bros and breed adopted children to become athletes. In the mean time, there must be a maid in the bro daddy house who is the common sex slave. Bro-hoes are allowed at all times. the more bros, the more income resulting in nicer bro houses, thus attracting more bro-hoes. The fridge must always have beer and no feelings are ever spoken of. Arguments amongst the children are handled via boxing because brothers settle arguments that way. This is the ideal living situation for any single bro, being a Bro Daddy.
Yo, are you gonna become a bro daddy with us?
by Dildo Baggins 125 October 20, 2012
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Simp Daddy

The biological father that's overly desperate for his offspring’s attention, especially if they are bad people, undesirables, or low lives, who have shown outright disrespect and contempt for him, yet he stills continues to obsess over and overly placate his entitlement Kings and Queens - in training. Simp Daddies are insecure but selfish, narcissistic men who have learned to be a Simp from their fathers and Entitlement Queen egg donors.
Frank is sure a foolish Simp Daddy. After his brat daughter, who didn't like Frank tell her what to do at age 9, ran off to live with Frank's meddling white trash ex-wife. Frank's daughter ignored him for nine years until she dropped out of high school to be a stripper so she could afford her drug habit. Now, because she is spending one hour a week meeting Frank up at a coffee shop, Frank bought her a brand new car and is sending her to an expensive out-of-state college, all expenses paid. In return, Frank would be happy if she only sends him a Christmas Card once every ten years. Frank has taken a second full-time job and has forced his second wife, who is disabled to work three part-time jobs - just to make Frank's little girl's dreams come true!
by Fly_on_the_wall - the insider December 23, 2020
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scrub daddies

scrub scrub daddy 🧽🧽😩🍆
mmm i love my scrub daddy you should all get scrub daddies
by poopdaddyz November 14, 2021
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Baby Daddy

Your girlfriend's father, who happens to be very short. Referenced in Jim Gaffigan's stand-up comedy.
Its never a good idea to pick up your girlfriend's dad, if he's very short and treat him like a baby..."It's a BABY DADDY!!!WHEEEEEEEEE!"
by plutograsshopper April 19, 2006
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snow daddy

A snow daddy is an older, rich, white male that hooks up with and financially supports young, black, females.
Former LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling is definitely NOT a snow daddy.
by Coach EEE May 1, 2016
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dungeon daddy

A dungeon daddy is another word for a cat rapist. He sits around some kind of dungeon, pronbobly rapes cats.
Dayum guyrl big boi is such a dungeon daddy. REPRAZENT!!!!!!
by Fallen Mexican Boy December 25, 2007
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