When someone, most often a male, says or does something thats unnecessarily mean or stupid. Male version of bitch move. Or a when i man thinks with his dick and not he brain.
Cindy: Hey john, do these pants make my me look fat?
John: Don't be stupid Cindy, of course they do.
Cindy: Wow, boner move right there.
Lucy: Did you know your boyfriend went home with that slutty girl last night after the party?
Taylor: Well after that boner move hes not going to be my boyfriend anymore!
John: Don't be stupid Cindy, of course they do.
Cindy: Wow, boner move right there.
Lucy: Did you know your boyfriend went home with that slutty girl last night after the party?
Taylor: Well after that boner move hes not going to be my boyfriend anymore!
by C. R. P. March 6, 2010
Get the Boner movemug. When the button portion of one's jeans is caught underneath the belt, pushing the lower zip section of the trousers outwards, creating the illusion of a boner.
Frank: Ay look Bills got a hard-on
Bill: Nah bruv (correcting his jeans), it's just the boner effect. Don't get gassed.
Bill: Nah bruv (correcting his jeans), it's just the boner effect. Don't get gassed.
by Versace Stabzz May 30, 2016
Get the boner effectmug. Something that to most is not a real thing, kind of like santa or the Easter bunny. But me brea rt an julie know the truth that he is real
Sara- justin do what I say I'm bossy
Justin- but Mike the boner champ
Sara- that's not real
Justin, brea, julie, and rt all look at eachother and wink cause they know the truth. Mike is the boner champ
Justin- but Mike the boner champ
Sara- that's not real
Justin, brea, julie, and rt all look at eachother and wink cause they know the truth. Mike is the boner champ
by Tainty McBalls February 16, 2021
Get the The boner champmug. A notion in which a male's genital is fully aroused and ready for excreation. Your "boner" "puke" is this white, sticky substance that generally will be skeeted onto preferably a face or towel or into something. It is possible to recieve boner puke or to make yours or someone elses boner puke.
by Alec "SWAN" Trierweiler December 10, 2007
Get the boner pukemug. A strong liking towards a member of the same gender, in a non-sexual manner. A closely bonded friendship. Similar to a "bromance."
Ted: "Hey where has Phil been lately? Ah, probably shackin' up with some lass."
Josh: "I really don't know and it's kinda bumming me out. We used to do everything together. It's kinda like Cheech without Chong."
Ted: "Heh sounds like you've got a total brain boner for him!"
Josh: "I really don't know and it's kinda bumming me out. We used to do everything together. It's kinda like Cheech without Chong."
Ted: "Heh sounds like you've got a total brain boner for him!"
by chungamunga April 18, 2009
Get the brain bonermug. by HAHA yo mama April 16, 2008
Get the Donkey Bonermug. When you're really excited about something that is gonna happen and someone else says something negative to ruin your excitement.
Tom " o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours"
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours"
by itsallhood88 March 10, 2009
Get the Boner shrinkermug.