blowing a band

Spend $1,000

I'm about to go blowing a band at the mall.

by BkluSmoke May 6, 2018

blowing badgers

Not quite a tornado but windy enough that no one would accuse you of exaggerating if you claimed a badger just blew by.

Translated straight from the legitimate Swedish saying "det blåser grävling" which in the Swedish skydiving world means that it is way too windy to go skydiving.

Holy cow dude, it's blowing badgers!

by BlowingBadgersForReal February 23, 2021

blow critical mass

A person who in all likelihood could become overweight as they age due to their physical build

That girl looks great, but she looks like she'll blow critical mass when she gets older by looking at her face and hips

by Tribal_Warfare January 20, 2024

Blow up everything and start fresh

Kill everything

After reading “gay sex” on urban dictionary they need to blow up everything and start fresh

by SecretJewRitual April 28, 2025

blowing Buicks

Projectile vomiting with contents too large to be considered chunks.

We were in such a hurry to get to the party, we wolfed down our food with little chewing involved. I figured she'd be soon be blowing chunks, but I had no idea she'd start blowing Buicks.

by andypasto November 1, 2010

the "blow hole"

when you poop so hard, it tears your O ring (butthole)

Kevin: I just took the "blow hole"!
Derric: dude... gross.

by webbfr January 2, 2025

blow fish

feeling like your gonna pop, feeling like a blowfish/balloon fish. Feeling like you can't put anything more in your mouth.

1. I ate so much that I feel like a blow fish.

by WeirdererDefined November 16, 2011