Gummy Brain

When you are drunk/high, and begin to say things incoherently and not comprehend anything.

“Hey what do you want to watch on tv?”
“Erhh hav you herd that nu sooshhi eating downtown?”
“Huh? I asked if you wanted to watch tv, Do you have gummy brain or something?”

by Maxmcc91 April 13, 2023

Brain tingles

Hey, it does tingle! How did you know!?

Hym "Hey! I do get brain tingles! But um.... I don't know 🤷 I hope not. I don't generally orchestrate clown assassinations like that... Like... My clown army should be bringing people to my lair so I can use them to lure Batman to me. That's not how this is supposed to work. 🤷 I mean, yeah it's better than being almost homeless. I learned that if I get evicted I will lokely be unable to get an apartment ever again and that's... um... Good to know I guess. Uh, I mean things are still pretty much the same here. Everyone I meet knows everything I do as I do it so that's a little disconcerting. Family is still shit. I won't hear from them until April and when I get there it's going to be no different than losten to my coworkers talk shit.... Except with booze. Which is objectively better. Yeah, you know, I would do the Patreon thing but it would be weird for me to be like 'Hey guys! I'm Hym! Do you know who Hym is? The most prolific writer of the modren age? That's me! I'm the guy!' and it just kind of defeats the purpose of what I'm doing here.... I appreciate you though👍"

by Hym Iam February 12, 2023

Broke Brain Virus

A bug that does the opposite of the Woke Brain Virus, making people believe that landowners have the right to violently impose their will on people using the resources of the land the claim to own and that people who oppose the will of people claiming ownership of land should be able to dictate government policy are mentally ill from the Woke Brain Virus and are enemies of the state.

All of the anti-transgender executive orders are the result of the broke brain virus working in President Trump and his base.

by WhistleBlower0013 January 29, 2025

jane brain

Getting your jane brain on is a euphamism for getting high, most often by using marijuana.

This week’s been so stressful, I gotta get my jane brain on this weekend.

by SpellingChamp01 April 11, 2023

sushi brain

Similar symptoms to being drunk and obnoxious. Sushi brain is a condition caused by eating excessive amounts of sushi in one sitting (especially rolls).

Once sushi brain develops, you speak much louder than you realize, start saying stupid shit, and laugh at things that aren't even remotely funny.

The sushi restaurant had to cut off Devin and Cecil once they got sushi brain after the big order.

by Douggle0777 October 13, 2018

Brain peenitration

The annoying psychological intrusion of trying to admire or fantasise over a hottie - yet you know her boyfriend and so cant stop thinking that his man bits are regularly over her - thus peenitrating into your day dream!

*Damn she's hot dude! imagine getting...........

- yeh but you know she goes out with Hulio...

*Aww what, not him... brain peenitration!!!!!!! yuk.

by horse fight May 4, 2010

Brainful

Adjective. Causing pain or discomfort to the brain.

Also noun. An object or experience causing pain or discomfort to the brain.

"that exam was brainful..."

"Jamie gave me a right brainful last night; he just would not stop talking"

by Aconymous June 10, 2023