Sam

Sam

Sam, my demons be tempting me

by guece April 27, 2021

sam santone

sam santone is the hottest man and I would love to date him he is so handsome and nice

he is so hot who? sam santone

by ufhewuhriuewhriuyheuqeu June 21, 2022

Sam

A nice boy who is pleasant to be nice to and overall wholesome but you can bring a dirty side out of him.

Person:I have wholesome friend
Friend: Probaly a Sam

by Keiko Keiko November 11, 2020

Sam

A annoying boy who often says things out of line. He can be very funny, smart (when he feels the need arise) and a complete asshole. Many would advoid a Sam based on his public image, but deep down he is suffering. He can be the most caring person ever or not. He has great respect for his friends. He will not hesitate to call somebody out for using the Lord’s Name in vain and will always find a cheap-ass bench to split in two.

“Dude did you hear?”
“Hear what?”
“Sam broke a bench!”
“Woah, I thought he only slit his wrists!”

by Absolute Chad February 13, 2019

Sam

A man child who is 70% weed and 30% dumbass.

A person who gets off to crusty feet, blue waffles and cracks in his drywall.

A fagot who preaches that cigarettes are bad, but drinks bong water with his cookies.
A real straight D student.

You're a fucking Sam.

by T H I C C O O F November 6, 2018

Sam

Has a massive 9-8 inch dick.

Your such a Sam.

by Sexytwig December 21, 2021

sam r’s theory

the theory is that certain times of the day go by slower or faster than others even though they’re the same amount of hours..example, 7 am to 8 am goes by faster than 10 am to 11 am.

boy 1: woah dude it’s already 8:45?
boy 2: dude last time i checked it was 7:15

boy 1: it’s sam r’s theory!!!

by kittyluver22 March 18, 2022