Jake

Anyone named Jake should be juggling Pieters balls.

Person 1: Jake, theres a guy named Pieter in your class
Jake: I must juggle his balls

by Truth11334 November 14, 2023

Jake

Ultimate rice eater

Jake eats rice

by Joe_5965065 January 28, 2022

jake off

(verb) to masturbate or goon

friend: hey i cant stop jaking off. wanna join my jake sesh?

me: yay let's jake off

by alexce; January 17, 2024

Jake

Amazing

That person is so Jake

by TheKatyer December 1, 2021

Jake

Handsome Aussie from Enhypen.

Jake is my bias <3

by Jakemyfavoriteaussie September 11, 2021

Jake Harvey

Jake Harvey is an EXTREMELY hot guy but will fuck you over in an instant!! Jake does not know how to be honest to save his life. Jakes will make you fall in love and do anything to get what he wants. You have to be very careful around a Jake they are very very dangerous.... Don’t LET THE LOOKS FOOL YOU!!

Girl: “oh my god it’s jake Harvey he is so hot but how does his girlfriend not care he’s fucking with every other girl”

Boy: “bro jake just robbed me of 200$”

Jakes Gf: “yeah jake fucks other girls but he’s so hot and I can’t give that up.”

Jake: “no don’t worry I don’t have a girlfriend just get high then you will wanna fuck Me”

by LISSSS December 23, 2019

jake richter

a simp. really nice to blonde girls but is mean to most others. very popular and a slight alcoholic.

“did you hear that jake richter is dating rachel?”

by hugo frank May 8, 2021